Peril By Ponytail
A Bad Hair Day Mystery
by Nancy J. Cohen

Method of selection: ran into a burning building, but everyone was reading James Patterson novels. I saved the one person who wasn’t, stole her shitty book, then lit her on fire.
First sentence: “How can everyone be dead?” Marla Vail asked from the rear seat of the car.
Rejected titles for this novel: Horror By Hooves, Wipeout By Whiskers, The Opossum Opanic, Risk of Rat Butt, The Fetlock Exigency

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